DC Starts Off The Conversation,
Cuz We Was In Yo Town For The Inauguration
We Froze Our Asses Off, It Wasnt Just Me
That Was A Small Price To Pay To See History
Biggies Movie Came Out And Got Shine,
Ne-Yo And Jim Jones Got Scrappin Up In Loui Voutton
TVs Went Digital, The Governments Lame;
Yall Bought Them Boxes? To Me The sh-ts Still Looks The Same
And I Dont Care About The Fate, Of John & Kate
You Feel Sorry For Anybody It Should Be The Plus 8
Having 7 Siblings Cant Be Calm,
But Ill Take 20 Of Them Before I Take One Octo-Mom
50 & Rick Ross, Thats A New Level Of Beefin.
Lebron Got Dunked On And He Aint Want Us To See It
The News Of Chris & Rihanna Broke In The Streets.
T-Pain Got On The Golf Cart And Broke Some Teeth
Tiny & Toya Got A Show? Thats Crazy.
Tiny, You Gon Get A Second Season? (Yeaa Baby!)
Run DMC They Got Their Own Street,
And Jojo Got Caught Trying To Spark That Leaf
Man The Game Is Bananas
For Playing Hip-Hop Me And Jazzy Jeff Got Kicked Out Of Kansas
Rick Ross Shades Was Phony & Fake,
Enter a Newcomer By The Name Of Drake
The Industry Got To Get It In Gear,
Cuz Its Bad When A Mixtape Is Really The Album Of The Year
And His Vid Wasnt Bad
But I Was Mad At Them Breast I Never Had (Breast I Never Had)
Eminem & Mariah, Sounded Bitter
And We All Took To This New Thing Called Twitter
Where You Could Follow Peeps Just To See What They Say
And If You Want To You Could Follow Me @ AD. ( AH BAY BAY!)
Bernie Madoff, He Was Playing For Keeps.
Amber Rose Became Famous Without Having To Speak
Black Eyed Peas Rolled Deep,
They Blacked Perez Hiltons Eye And Made Him Pee In The Middle Of The Street
Lil Wayne Did It Big, He Said He Wanted To F- Every Girl In The World
And I Think He Did
Chris Brown — Now Thats My Guy,
But How He Do An Interview And All Yall Notice Was The Bow Tie?
The Media Went Hard,
Chris You Want Us To Forget Just Say What Really Happened In The Car
Rihanna, She Kept Quiet — Until She Had An Album To Sell
But We Still Aint Buy It
Mike Vick & A.I. — Back In Action
And We Were Shocked By The Loss Of Mr. Michael Jackson
I Never Thought That Star Would Fall To The Ground,
Mike Was Huge, The News Shut The Internet DownThrough Your Music, You’ll Live On My Friend
And I Know Well Never See A Talent Like You Again
I Gotta Man Up, Cuz Even I Was A Fan Of..
The Real House Wives Of Atlanta
I Love Kandys Song, But That Kim?
(Thats A Dirty Low Down Monkey With A Weave On)
Tardy For The Party Brought Us Some Joy
,But It Never Left The Ground — Just Like The Balloon Boy
And To The Parents, Im Gonna Say Why-Lie!
You Named Him Falcon? But That Dont Mean He Could Fly
Far As R&B Goes, Trey Songz Is The Guy
And Im A Grown Man, But Im Scared Of Lady Ga-Ga
Drakes Knee Kept Saying Hey Bruh, Just Sit
And Kanye Snatched The Mic From Taylor Swift
Then The World Couldnt Stand Him
(Im Really Happy For You — Ima Let You Finish)
Man I Think He Playing That
The Government, Yea They Think They Slick.
What Happened To Clash & Clunkers, That s**t Came & Went
The Hangover, Was Funny As Hell..
And So Were The Rappers Who Couldnt Stay They Ass Out Of Jail
Jay-Z Went On Oprah And Hit Number 1, She Gave Out A Lot Of Chicken,
But She Aint Give Him None
H1N1 Is Causing Drama
And We Was All Shaking Our Heads At Lil Mama
Like, Why Was You On Stage? Nobody Gave You A Cue,
And With A Head That Big, You Should Have Thought That Through!
Nicki Minaj Gave Female MCs Some Help,
But If She Signed Your Boob You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself
Whitney Houston Got Back To Working
And Kids Came Up With This Thing Called Jerkin
Where You Take Dancing & Rappin, Combine The Two
Newsflash: Come On Son That Aint Nothing New
Nas & Kelis They Could’nt Get That Thing Back
Diddy Holla At Me If You Want That Ring Back
Jamie, He Blamed It On The Alcohol And Maybe Thats What Made J-Lo Fall
Health Care Got Passed And Thats Whats Good,
But The Idiot Of The Year Is Tiger Woods
(Its Uh, Its Tiger..)
Could You Say Fail? Who Else Is Named Tiger?
Why Would You Leave The Name On The Voicemail?
He Changed The Game I Suppose
Who Would Have Though He Was Putting 18 Holes
T.I. Came Home, After 7 Months.. I Cant Watch Moniques Show,
Cuz She Yells Too Much
And We Mourned This Year,
I Got To Say — Every Other Day.. Somebody Passed Away
Mr. Magic, Roc Raida, My Man Baatin, Darian, And My Friend A-M
It Was A Very Sad Year To Say The Least,So To Everybody We Lost.. Rest In Peace
-Skillz 2009 rap up
Umm for me I dont know what to say about this year. For the most part I had my ups and downs. I went from retail to no retail. From fight to no talking. From girl to another girl. From bottle popping to vomit droppings. From kickin it' with someone to getting blown off (stop thinking nasty). From shoes to more shoes. From Jay to no more Z. From being spooked..and still spooked ( F*** that paranormal ish') From concert to concert. From movie to movie. DAYUM! O' well whatever!
Im just thankful im still breathing! So TOAST to a new year! and hopefully we will live on past all this misery escapade.