SON! ITS THE 2009 RAP UP

DC Starts Off The Conversation,

Cuz We Was In Yo Town For The Inauguration

We Froze Our Asses Off, It Wasnt Just Me

That Was A Small Price To Pay To See History

Biggies Movie Came Out And Got Shine,

Ne-Yo And Jim Jones Got Scrappin Up In Loui Voutton

TVs Went Digital, The Governments Lame;

Yall Bought Them Boxes? To Me The sh-ts Still Looks The Same

And I Dont Care About The Fate, Of John & Kate

You Feel Sorry For Anybody It Should Be The Plus 8

Having 7 Siblings Cant Be Calm,

But Ill Take 20 Of Them Before I Take One Octo-Mom

50 & Rick Ross, Thats A New Level Of Beefin.

Lebron Got Dunked On And He Aint Want Us To See It

The News Of Chris & Rihanna Broke In The Streets.

T-Pain Got On The Golf Cart And Broke Some Teeth

Tiny & Toya Got A Show? Thats Crazy.

Tiny, You Gon Get A Second Season? (Yeaa Baby!)

Run DMC They Got Their Own Street,

And Jojo Got Caught Trying To Spark That Leaf

Man The Game Is Bananas

For Playing Hip-Hop Me And Jazzy Jeff Got Kicked Out Of Kansas

Rick Ross Shades Was Phony & Fake,

Enter a Newcomer By The Name Of Drake

The Industry Got To Get It In Gear,

Cuz Its Bad When A Mixtape Is Really The Album Of The Year

And His Vid Wasnt Bad

But I Was Mad At Them Breast I Never Had (Breast I Never Had)

Eminem & Mariah, Sounded Bitter

And We All Took To This New Thing Called Twitter

Where You Could Follow Peeps Just To See What They Say

And If You Want To You Could Follow Me @ AD. ( AH BAY BAY!)

Bernie Madoff, He Was Playing For Keeps.

Amber Rose Became Famous Without Having To Speak

Black Eyed Peas Rolled Deep,

They Blacked Perez Hiltons Eye And Made Him Pee In The Middle Of The Street

Lil Wayne Did It Big, He Said He Wanted To F- Every Girl In The World

And I Think He Did

Chris Brown — Now Thats My Guy,

But How He Do An Interview And All Yall Notice Was The Bow Tie?

The Media Went Hard,

Chris You Want Us To Forget Just Say What Really Happened In The Car

Rihanna, She Kept Quiet — Until She Had An Album To Sell

But We Still Aint Buy It

Mike Vick & A.I. — Back In Action

And We Were Shocked By The Loss Of Mr. Michael Jackson

I Never Thought That Star Would Fall To The Ground,

Mike Was Huge, The News Shut The Internet DownThrough Your Music, You’ll Live On My Friend

And I Know Well Never See A Talent Like You Again

I Gotta Man Up, Cuz Even I Was A Fan Of..

The Real House Wives Of Atlanta

I Love Kandys Song, But That Kim?

(Thats A Dirty Low Down Monkey With A Weave On)

Tardy For The Party Brought Us Some Joy

,But It Never Left The Ground — Just Like The Balloon Boy

And To The Parents, Im Gonna Say Why-Lie!

You Named Him Falcon? But That Dont Mean He Could Fly

Far As R&B Goes, Trey Songz Is The Guy

And Im A Grown Man, But Im Scared Of Lady Ga-Ga

Drakes Knee Kept Saying Hey Bruh, Just Sit

And Kanye Snatched The Mic From Taylor Swift

Then The World Couldnt Stand Him

(Im Really Happy For You — Ima Let You Finish)

Man I Think He Playing That

The Government, Yea They Think They Slick.

What Happened To Clash & Clunkers, That s**t Came & Went

The Hangover, Was Funny As Hell..

And So Were The Rappers Who Couldnt Stay They Ass Out Of Jail

Jay-Z Went On Oprah And Hit Number 1, She Gave Out A Lot Of Chicken,

But She Aint Give Him None

H1N1 Is Causing Drama

And We Was All Shaking Our Heads At Lil Mama

Like, Why Was You On Stage? Nobody Gave You A Cue,

And With A Head That Big, You Should Have Thought That Through!

Nicki Minaj Gave Female MCs Some Help,

But If She Signed Your Boob You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself

Whitney Houston Got Back To Working

And Kids Came Up With This Thing Called Jerkin

Where You Take Dancing & Rappin, Combine The Two

Newsflash: Come On Son That Aint Nothing New

Nas & Kelis They Could’nt Get That Thing Back

Diddy Holla At Me If You Want That Ring Back

Jamie, He Blamed It On The Alcohol And Maybe Thats What Made J-Lo Fall

Health Care Got Passed And Thats Whats Good,

But The Idiot Of The Year Is Tiger Woods

(Its Uh, Its Tiger..)

Could You Say Fail? Who Else Is Named Tiger?

Why Would You Leave The Name On The Voicemail?

He Changed The Game I Suppose

Who Would Have Though He Was Putting 18 Holes

T.I. Came Home, After 7 Months.. I Cant Watch Moniques Show,

Cuz She Yells Too Much

And We Mourned This Year,

I Got To Say — Every Other Day.. Somebody Passed Away

Mr. Magic, Roc Raida, My Man Baatin, Darian, And My Friend A-M

It Was A Very Sad Year To Say The Least,So To Everybody We Lost.. Rest In Peace

-Skillz 2009 rap up

Umm for me I dont know what to say about this year. For the most part I had my ups and downs. I went from retail to no retail. From fight to no talking. From girl to another girl. From bottle popping to vomit droppings. From kickin it' with someone to getting blown off (stop thinking nasty). From shoes to more shoes. From Jay to no more Z. From being spooked..and still spooked ( F*** that paranormal ish') From concert to concert. From movie to movie. DAYUM! O' well whatever!

Im just thankful im still breathing! So TOAST to a new year! and hopefully we will live on past all this misery escapade.